Having Imagination, It Takes You An Hour

Nothing Is More Responsible For The Good Old Days Than A Bad Memory.

Having Imagination, It Takes You An Hour To Write A Paragraph That, If You Were Unimaginative, Would Take You Only A Minute. Or You Might Not Write The Paragraph At All.

Accustomed As I Am To Public Speaking, I Know The Futility Of It.

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them

Middle Age Occurs When You Are Too Young To Take Up Golf And Too Old To Rush Up To The Net.