Have The Man At The Station Put

All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.