Have I Seen The Commitments? I Was

I Remember Doing The Sex Scene In Red Rock West. I Had To Kiss Nic Cage And Then Look Like I Was Going Down On Him. And He Couldn't Do Anything - He Just Had To Lie There.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?

Have I Seen The Commitments? I Was Obsessed With That Movie. I Just Watched It Again About Two Weeks Ago.

You Know, The Bigger You Get And The More Success You Have, The More People You Can Fill Your House With To Tell You How Great You Are. You Can Do That.

I've Dated Men My Age, Younger Than Me And Older. The Only Difference Is The Young Ones Are Quicker At Taking Out The Garbage.