Haters...are All Failures. It's 100% Across The

Anytime We Go To A New Town I Try To Book A Show. I Literally Know Nothing About The Club.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

You're Just Part Of The Soup Of The Universe, So Just Try To Enjoy What's Good About It.

The Comics I Hate Are Thieves. Nothing's More Disgusting Than A Guy Who Steals Another Person's Ideas And Tries To Claim Them As His Own.

I Love Coming To D.c. I Think It's A Very Unusual City. It's So Fascinating That It's This Weird Place That Everything Thinks Of As The Capital Of The Country, There Is So Much International Business, Political Stuff That Is Connected To That Part Of The Country That It Has A Very Charred Atmosphere.