Good Nonsense Is Good Sense In Disguise.

Life Is Like A Mountain: After Climbing Up One Side And Sliding Down The Other, Put Up The Sled.

Where Religion Is A Trade, Morality Is A Merchandise.

Zoroaster Said, When In Doubt Abstain; But This Does Not Always Apply. At Cards, When In Doubt Take The Trick.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.