Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.