Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone

So Much For Modern Science And Its Wonderful Discoveries That Just About Everything Can Kill You. Life Is Only A Bedtime Story Before A Long, Long Sleep.

I Have The Heart Of A Child. I Keep It In A Jar On My Shelf.

Norman Bates Heard The Noise And A Shock Went Through Him.

Funny How We Take It For Granted That We Know All There Is To Know About Another Person, Just Because We See Them Frequently Or Because Of Some Strong Emotional Tie.

Friendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself: Everyone Can See It, But Only You Get The Warm Feeling That It Brings.