Friendship: A Ship Big Enough For Two

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.

Zeus /n./ The Chief Of Grecian Gods, Adored By The Romans As Jupiter And By The Modern Americans As God, Gold, Mob And Dog.

New York Is Too Strenuous For Me; It Gets On My Nerves.

Consolation, N. The Knowledge That A Better Man Is More Unfortunate Than Yourself.

Fashion, N. A Despot Whom The Wise Ridicule And Obey.