For Whatever Reason, I Have An Emotional

If This Is The Only Life, Then Why I’m Not Just Doing Everything I Want To Do.

Sometimes I Get A Little Sad, And I Feel Like Being Alone. Then I Talk To My Cat About It, And He Reminds Me I’m James Franco. Then We Dance.

My Name Is James Edward Franco. Ted Is A Nickname For Edward. That's What My Parents Called Me. I Also Got 'teddy Ruxpin' A Lot. It Just Got To A Point Where I Got Sick Of It, So When A Teacher Called Out 'james Franco' My Junior Year Of High School, I Didn't Correct Her.

There's A Long Tradition Of Teen Comedies Where The Kids Are Getting Drunk On Beer And Whatever Else, So Smoking A Joint To Me Is No Worse Than Having A Beer. So, If Someone Has A Problem With It, I'll Just Tell Them To Relax.

I Drank From The Bottle Again And It Was A Scary Plunge Because I Always Wanted To Take Too Much. It Hurt, But It Was Also Impressive, Like Being In The Hands Of A Bigger Force. And Because Of That, A Relief.