Fields Can Lie Fallow But We Can't;

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.

I Know Which Side My Bread Is Buttered On: The Side Which Falls On The Carpet.

Of All Second-class Citizens, Neurotics Are The Only Ones Who Are So By Choice.

Mumps, Measles, And Puppy Love Are Terrible After Twenty.

Fields Can Lie Fallow But We Can't; We Have Less Time.