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The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

You Want Every Movie To Be A Hit. But Every Painting Isn’t A Masterpiece.

I Think Politics Have Gotten Vulgar And We Comedically Portray That.