Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem

Howard's Unbelievably Nutty, Politically Incorrect Style Is Probably The Single Biggest Influence On Me.

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

Historically, A Successful Life In Comedy Is A Dream That's As Equally Pondered And Unpursued As Being An Astronaut.