Everything That People Say Is Testable.

I Am Really Tired Of Looking At My Hips. I'm Seriously Really Tired Of Standing Naked In The Mirror And Staring At My Hips For Hours And Hours While Muttering, "you Hips. You Hips Need To Get It Together."

People Say, 'my Phone Sucks.' No, It Doesn’t! The Shittiest Cellphone In The World Is A Miracle. Your Life Sucks. Around The Phone.

Most People Are Dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some Other Guys. But Mostly Those Two.

Bill Has Three Goldfish. He Buys Two More. How Many Dogs Live In London?

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.