I Am Really Tired Of Looking At

For Years, Blockbuster Video Has Edited Movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, When He's Masturbating While The Girls In The Car Are Doing The Thing. I Rented It From Blockbuster And Sped To That Scene, And It Was Gone. I Called Up Blockbuster, And I'm Like, "i Got An Erection, And The Scene's Not There."

Everything That's Difficult You Should Be Able To Laugh About.

Whenever I've Encountered A Christian Saying, 'why Don't You Stop Talking Like That So I Can Hear You?' I Think, 'well You're The One Putting The Earmuffs On, But I Wish You Could Hear Me Because I Like You.'

It's Kind Of Awkward To Eat Alone In A Restaurant Because Everybody's Looking At Me.

Sometimes I Try To Take A Nap Before Shows. That Clears My Head.