Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

Now You Know That You Can't Go Wrong... If You Start Each Day With A Song.

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!