Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face With Kisses-on Second Thought, Just Let Me Cover Your Face

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.