Every Time I Hear The Word Conservative

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.

Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit Him Back. Even If It Does Look Like He Hasn't Eaten In A While.