Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going To Hit

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.

White Folks Are Not Going To Come To See A Bunch Of Guys With Tattoos, With Cornrows. I'm Sorry, But Anyone Who Thinks Different, They're Stupid.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.