Even When I Go To A Salad

If You're 1 Of The 3 Girls In Pics With A Greaseball Whose Arms Are Around You At A Club You Lose At Life. If You're The Greaseball You Win.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

I Have Never Even Had A Sip Of Alcohol, Never Have Done Drugs. The Hardest Thing I Have Ever Done Would Be Pepsi.