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People Are More Violently Opposed To Fur Than Leather Because It's Safer To Harass Rich Women Than Motorcycle Gangs.

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.