Edible, Adj.: Good To Eat, And Wholesome

Patriotism. Combustible Rubbish Ready To The Torch Of Any One Ambitious To Illuminate His Name.

Tariff, N. A Scale Of Taxes On Imports, Designed To Protect The Domestic Producer Against The Greed Of His Consumer.

Plunder, V. To Take The Property Of Another Without Observing The Decent And Customary Reticences Of Theft. To Wrest The Wealth Of A From B And Leave C Lamenting A Vanishing Opportunity.

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

Distress: A Disease Incurred By Exposure To The Prosperity Of A Friend.