Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection.

Loquacity, N. A Disorder Which Renders The Sufferer Unable To Curb His Tongue When You Wish To Talk.

Antipathy, N. The Sentiment Inspired By One's Friend's Friend.

Story, N. A Narrative, Commonly Untrue. The Truth Of The Stories Here Following Has, However, Not Been Successfully Impeached.

Painting, N.: The Art Of Protecting Flat Surfaces From The Weather, And Exposing Them To The Critic.

Nonsense, N. The Objections That Are Urged Against This Excellent Dictionary.