Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

It's A Wise Man Who Profits By His Own Experience, But It's A Good Deal Wiser One Who Lets The Rattlesnake Bite The Other Fellow.

The Devil Is The Father Of Lies, But He Neglected To Patent The Idea, And The Business Now Suffers From Competition.

Wisdom Has Never Made A Bigot, But Learning Has.