Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

Firefly: Where Is Your Husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, He's Dead. Firefly: I'll Bet He's Just Using That As An Excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I Was With Him To The Very End. Firefly: Hmmph. No Wonder He Passed Away. Mrs. Teasdale: I Held Him In My Arms And Kissed Him. Firefly: Oh I See. Then, It Was Murder.

Any Place I Hang My Head Is Home.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.