Do You Realize What Would Happen If

Planned Obsolescence Is Not Really A New Concept. God Used It With People.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.