Cotton Candy Is The Perfect Snack For

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

Skiing Is My Favorite Sport, Because, That's The Only Sport That Is Actually Better To Watch The Worst The Person Is At It. "that Guy Won A Gold Medal In The Olympics" "oh Yeah, That's Cool, I Wanna Watch The Fat Guy" "come On Dude, You Can Take That Hill"

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.