Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now.

The Comedians I Liked Were Bill Cosby And Steven Wright, Like Just Always As A Comedic Actor. I Always Liked Gary Larson, Who's Really Funny For A Cartoonist, Obviously.

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.