Concentrate On Doing The Job, Not The

Personally, I'm A Lazy Kind Of Guy, And Leaving The Door Open On The Mystical Saves Me Work. I Don't Have To Stress My Brain Trying To Explain The Unexplainable. It's Magic. End Of Discussion.

Pete- What Does A Woman Want Out Of Marriage? Louisa- Undying Devotion And A Warm Place To Put Her Cold Feet When She Gets Into Bed At Night.

I Guessed My Mother Figured If My Father Got Right Down To The Task Of Eating He Wouldn’t Be So Inclined To Jump Up And Strangle My Grandmother.

Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better Than Others. And Sometimes You Go Out Shopping And There's Nothing You Like. And Then, As Luck Would Have It, The Next Week You Find Two That Are Perfect, But You Don't Have The Money To Buy Both."-

I Almost Never Shoot People.