Men Are Like Shoes. Some Fit Better

Men!" I Said. "you All A Bunch Of Chauvinist Morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

I Could Use Some Help With An Fta. What's Your Problem? He's Old, And I'll Look Like A Loser If I Shoot Him.

The Dog Ran Into The Kitchen, Stuck His Nose In Grandma's Crotch, And Snuffled. Dang," Grandma Said. "guess My New Perfume Really Works. I'm Gonna Have To Try It Out At The Seniors Meeting.

[stephanie] 'you See, Mrs. Mayer Was Going On About George's Lodge, And How He Wanted To Be Buried With His Ring, And So Grandma Had To Check The Ring Out, And In The Process Broke Off One Of George's Fingers. Turns Out The Finger Was Wax. Somehow Kenny Got Into The Mortuary This Morning, Left Spiro A Note, And Chopped Off George's Finger. And Then While I Was At The Mall Tonight With Mary Lou, Kenny Threatened Me In The Shoe Department. That Must Have Been When He Put The Finger In My Pocket.' [morelli] 'have You Been Drinking?