Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.