Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer

They Wanted To Buy Out My Contract, But I Couldn't Make Change For A $20, So They Had To Let Me Stay.

Finish Last In Your League And They Call You Idiot. Finish Last In Medical School And They Call You Doctor.

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

You May Be Big In New York, But In Walters, Oklahoma, You're Nobody.

Coaches Who Shoot Par In The Summer Are The Guys I Want On My Schedule In The Winter.