Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

If God Did Not Intend For Us To Eat Animals, Then Why Did He Make Them Out Of Meat?

Most Of The Bad Taste I've Been Accused Of Has Been Generic Bad Taste; It's Been Making Fun Of An Idea As Opposed To A Person.

I've Always Called Myself A Writer/performer, Not An Actor Because I Basically Write What I Perform.

I Was Always A Sports Nut But I've Lost Interest Now In Whether One Bunch Of Mercenaries In North London Is Going To Beat Another Bunch Of Mercenaries From West London.

The Great Thing About Florida Is You - Each City's About Two Hours' Drive From Everywhere Else.