If God Did Not Intend For Us

English Television From The Fifties To The Nineties Was The Least Bad In The World, And Now It's Just As Bad As It Is Anywhere.

When People Say 'i'm Not A Prude, But ...' What They Mean Is 'i Am A Prude, And ...'.

My Hovercraft Is Full Of Eels.

Most Of The Bad Taste I've Been Accused Of Has Been Generic Bad Taste; It's Been Making Fun Of An Idea As Opposed To A Person.

There's Nothing Good On The Television; Let's Burn A Witch. It Must Have Been Terribly Exciting To Live In Those Times.