Boy, I Miss The Days They Made

Comedy Is Just Complaining In An Entertaining Way, Enterplaining.

When Men Are Growing Up And They're Reading About Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... Those Are Not Fantasies ... They're Options.

Twitter Is Good. Why Say A Lot To A Few People When You Can Say Virtually Nothing To Everyone?

The Irs! They're Like The Mafia, They Can Take Anything They Want!

I Think Vacations Are Mostly Completely Stupid. Going To Have Coffee With A Friend, You're Probably Going To Have More Fun Than If You Go To Aruba.