Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

Well, That Covers A Lot Of Ground. Say, You Cover A Lot Of Ground Yourself. You Better Beat It - I Hear They're Going To Tear You Down And Put Up An Office Building Where You're Standing. You Can Leave In A Taxi. If You Can't Get A Taxi, You Can Leave In A Huff. If That's Too Soon, You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff. You Know, You Haven't Stopped Talking Since I Came Here? You Must Have Been Vaccinated With A Phonograph Needle.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.