Besides If People Really Want To Support

Besides If People Really Want To Support The Troops They Would Vote Democrat.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

My Biggest Problem Is Retaining The Exact Information.

I'm Going To Keep Talking About What I Think Is Interesting For My Entire Career. If You Want To Hear About How Women Do A Lot Of Shoe Shopping Or How Being Married Sucks, Go See The Guy Who Does Jokes About That. But If You Come To See My Live Show, There's Going To Be 20 Minutes On Religion For The Rest Of My Life, Probably. If That Makes Me A Caricature, So Be It.

Occasionally I'll Watch Fox News For As Long As I Can Tolerate It, Or Cnn. I'll Watch Until I Get Infuriated, But You Got To Know What They're Talking About And What They're Not Talking About.