Being Sober For So Many Years Is

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.

Being Sober For So Many Years Is Getting Interesting.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.