Because Confidence Is Like Respect; You Have

I Have A Personality Defect Where I Refuse To See Myself As An Underdog.

My Mother Is More Of An Adviser. I Followed Everything She Did When I Was Younger, Because I Looked Up To Her So Much.

If It Weren't For My Imagination, I Would Weigh Ten Thousand Pounds. This Is Because The Only Way I Am Able To Exercise Anymore Is Through A Long And Vivid Revenge Fantasy.

Sometimes You Just Have To Put On Lip Gloss And Pretend To Be Psyched.

Because Confidence Is Like Respect; You Have To Earn It.