Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than

I'm Sure There's Just Such A Desperate Feeling If You've Lost A Child. You'd Probably Feel So Desperate That You Would Do Anything. Even If They Came To The Door And Put A Gun To Your Head, You'd Just Be Happy To See Them.

Manipulating People Is What's So Fun About Poker. I Love That You Can Just Look Into Someone's Eyes And Lie - And It's Perfectly Acceptable.

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.

I Just Have So Many Scripts To Read!

For My Birthday My Husband Learned To Cook And Is Cooking One Day A Week For Me. But He Only Likes To Do Fancy Dishes. So We End Up With Weird, Obscure Things In The Refrigerator.