Awards Are Meaningless For Actors, Unless They

The Only Point In Making Money Is, You Can Tell Some Big Shot Where To Go.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

That's Baseball, And It's My Game. Y' Know, You Take Your Worries To The Game, And You Leave 'em There. You Yell Like Crazy For Your Guys. It's Good For Your Lungs, Gives You A Lift, And Nobody Calls The Cops. Pretty Girls, Lots Of 'em.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

What's At The End Of A Million Dollars? Zero, Zero, Zero... Nothing. A Circle With A Hole In It.