I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It

I Always Cry At Weddings, Especially My Own.

A Hot Dog At The Game Beats Roast Beef At The Ritz.

You're Not A Star Until They Can Spell Your Name In Karachi.

It's A Good Thing [james] Dean Died When He Did. If He'd Lived, He'd Never Have Been Able To Live Up To The Publicity.

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.