At The Battle Of The Bands The

And As Far As Actors Go, Peter Sellers Is My All-time Favorite.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

I Saw A Dog Wearing A Sweater And I Thought That Looked Ridiculous 'cause Dogs Don't Have Arms. If You're Going To Put Clothes On The Dog, You Should Put Two Pairs Of Pants On It.

Saying, 'i'm Sorry' Is The Same As Saying, 'i Apologize.' Except At A Funeral.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.