At The Apple Store, The People Waiting

I Don't Mind Being Accused Of Being A Bad Comedian And I Don't Even Mind Being Accused Of Being A Bad Talk-show Host, But I Never Want To Be Accused Of Being An Arrogant, Pompous Showbiz Asshole.

Ted Cruz Could Be President Of The United States. If You Thought The Secret Service Was Drinking Before

Hillary Is In Iowa To Listen To What The People Are Saying - Because If You Want Her To Speak, That Will Cost You $200,000. So She's There Listening.

Are We Sure This Is A Good Time To Take God Out Of The Pledge Of Allegiance?

If I Can Be Serious Now, And I Have The Feeling I Can.