Ask Your Child What He Wants For

Cheese That Is Required By Law To Append The Word Food To Its Title Does Not Go Well With Red Wine Or Fruit.

Favorite Animal: Steak.

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.

I Hate Writing. I Will Do Anything To Avoid It. The Only Way I Could Write Less Was If I Was Dead.

Having Been Unpopular In High School Is Not Just Cause For Book Publications.