As An Actor, You're Never Busy Enough.

Guys Want A 500 Horsepower Car. I'd Rather Have One Horsepower - In A Horse. That's Macho. You Go To Pick Up Your Date And You Show Up On A Horse.

My Point Of View Is That Men Are Basically Animals, And I'm Okay With That.

Some Comics Really Thrive On Being Disrespectful, Especially Toward Women, And It's Somehow Understood As Edgy, But I'm The Opposite. I've Never Liked Curse Words For That Reason.

Its Always A Shock To Me When I Get Recognized.

As An Actor, You're Never Busy Enough.