As An Actor, Being On Autopilot Is

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

I Always Have The Same Thing - Which Is The Fear Of Not Getting A Laugh - That I've Had From The Time I Was A Kid; Obsessing Over, 'this Joke Doesn't Quite Work, We've Got To Get This Right.' I Was Always Like That, Whether I Was A Member Of A Six-person Ensemble Or Whether I'm The Center Of A Show.

Nine Times Out Of 10, Women Don't Want To Fix A Problem, They Just Want To Be Understood. I'll Never Get That.

I'm Very, Very Jealous Of Guys Who Just Go And Decide To Party And Then Can Work The Next Day.

In High School, My Prom Date Fooled Around With Another Guy - On Prom Night!