As A Comic, You Learn To Use

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandfather Completely Executes The Pull My Finger Trick At The Family Reunion.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.