Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers,

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Your License Plate Personalized Because Your Dad Made It In Prison.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.

I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.