Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At

I Don't Think I'm A Star Or A Celebrity Or Any Thing Like That.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

Here's A Tip: Never Get Drunk While Wearing A Hooded Sweatshirt. You Will Eventually Think There's Someone Right Behind You.

You Know What My Drink Is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, That Is A Wild Man Drink. That Should Come With Bail Money, You Know What I'm Saying? Because On Jack, You Don't Know Where You're Going To End Up, But You Know When You Get There, You Won't Be Wearing Any Pants.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.