An Art Thief Is A Man Who

Test Of Metal: Will Of Iron, Nerves Of Steel, Heart Of Gold, Balls Of Brass.

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.

It's Never Just A Game When You're Winning.